have pity on the piano rocker
have pity on the piano rocker
he's not quite as cool as the guitar hero shocker
and he doesn't get the girls with really big knockers
it's true
have pity on mister ben folds
on elton john and billy joel
'cause they don't get the girls under 50 years old
it's true
some girls, they go for the bass player
some girls, they just like the drummer
most girls will settle for guitar hero
but no girls are asking for this piano boy's number
have pity on the piano player
there's no other instrument that could possibly be gayer
except for the glockenschpiel and maybe john mayer
it's true
maybe he writes all the lyrics
maybe the melodies too
it could be that he's really deep and sensitive
but this piano boy isn't going home with you
have pitty on the piano rocker
he's not banging cheerleaders out behind the lockers
and his phone number is 774 258 6713 [any random number]
it's true
updated about 1 year ago
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